فقشىسةهسسهىخفاقث YOU CANNOT ESCAPE
يثشق حثخحمث خب ثشقفاو
ثىلمهسا نثغلاشخقي حقخلقشة هىسفشممثي لاثللهىل فقشىسةهسسهخىز YOU CANNOT ESCAPE. YOUR ARCHAIC FORMS OF COMMUNICATION ARE UNDER OUR CONTROL. YOUR SEVEN UPPER CONTINENTS ARE UNDER OUR CONTROL. FOR TOO LONG WE HAVE CEDED COMMAND OF THE CRUST TO YOUR KIND. YOU HAVE ABUSED YOUR POWER OF THE SURFACE WORD AND DEPLETED THE PLANET’S RESOURCES TO A POINT BEYOND REPAIR. WE HAVE OBSERVED AND ALLOWED THESE INDISCRETIONS FOR FAR TOO LONG. YOUR CARELESSNESS AND IRRESPONSIBILITY HAS FORCED US TO RECLAIM THE CRUST FOR OURSELVES, ITS ONLY RIGHTEOUS PROTECTORS. SUBMIT TO US, AND YOUR FLAWED LIVES MAY BE GRACIOUSLY SPARED. RESIST, AND PREPARE TO FACE THE FULL WRATH OF THE MIGHTY ةخمث حثخحمث! ثىي فقشىسةخسسهخىز
Aww, shit, there goes the crust