Whooo!
Dear Planet Earth,
General Talpa wasn’t lying about those drugs. I’ve got enough painkiller flowing through my body right now to satisfy Paris Hilton and Rush Limbaugh combined.
It’s morphine or analgesic or some other weird word you hear thrown around Grey’s Anatomy. That’s right — I’m so high right now, I’m not ashamed to admit I used to watch Grey’s Anatomy.
Shit, I wonder if the mole people killed the whole cast now. I guess I’ll find out soon; if all goes according to plan and a doctor says I’m ship shape enough to walk without a cane, Talpa’ll take me along with his new army to California, where there’s supposedly a growing resistance set up.
Ship shape, ship shape. That’s a weird expression. Is that even an expression?
Okay, blogging time is over. I think I just saw a little boy come in here and steal my skull.
I see you like mole people. Or at least, writing about them. Word.
*fistbump*
You’ll be hard-pressed to find any humans who like mole people now. Wherever you are, stay safe and keep fighting the good fight.
*fistbump*