Alive
Dear Planet Earth,
Yay! I’m alive! I don’t want to go into exactly who killed what mole man at which slave labor camp now, but be assured, I’m alive and I’m a total badass. I’ve been running on fumes for days, but my badassery remains intact.
Guess where we’re at right now.
Seattle. We’re in Seattle, Washington.
I’m going to pass out for the next eighteen hours.
