Dear Planet Earth,
Well, here we are–the first post of my first blog. Like most new blogs, I have no idea what I’m going to be writing about, and like all other blogs, this will probably just turn into a endless rant about how hot Megan Fox is. For now, the plan is just to use this as a daily exercise to hone my writing.
Writing is supposed to be my passion, but it gets harder and harder to remind myself of this everyday. My mom thinks I should just forget about my crackpot dreams of becoming a starving artist in New York, living off of ramen noodles and rejection letters that always end with, “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then Success is sure,” and pursue a real career in anthropology, the only other subject I show a modicum of interest in. But the real truth of it is, I’d rather just sit around all day watching old episodes of Superman.
Shit, maybe I actually do have enough drama to fill a whole blog with. On the other hand, isn’t Megan Fox really hot?