Dear Planet Earth,
Things are actually starting to look up today. My math teacher said he’d let me do some extra credit work to bring up my grade and Arrested Development is coming back. Our long national nightmare is at an end, people.
Apparently, the powers that be realized that they made a huge mistake and acted too chicken (cawk-ka-cawk-ka-cawk-ka-kaw!) in giving the show it’s final countdown. If you were able to understand all of those references, you’re an even bigger nerd than me.
We can finally look forward to ten new episodes and a movie. Ho! In 2013. Oh. . . Well, here’s something to tie us over until we can finally say “anyong” once more to television’s most situational situational comedy.
That’s almost enough to make you forget about psychotic parents and Ugandan earthquakes.