Dear Planet Earth,
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. If you haven’t been watching the stream of the latest from Uganda, do it. Now.
About half an hour ago, we started seeing the first explosions off in the darkness. They have become progressively louder and larger as the minutes slowly march on. The video is incredibly grainy so it’s impossible to see the source of the destruction. It sounds like a war zone, complete with tank cannons and terrified shrieks. What the hell is going on over there?